I'm busy writing stories that you'll want buried with you, stories like Ian Kyles. Stories they'll shoot to the moon and read at the bottom of the bottom of the sea. Stories they'll take beyond this galaxy, someday.

( No ego involved in the above. I genuinely need them to be THAT meaningful to you. Your time is precious; there’s no need to waste it reading less than someone’s absolute best. After all, my stories will have to be good just to get you to put down the hundred other things begging for your attention! )